Q  What will it cost?    It depends on size but the average kneeler costs about £30.

Q  What qualifications are necessary?  A  You need to be able to count to ten.

Is all the information I need contained in the How To Make Them menu?  A  Yes.

Q  What is the difference between a Kneeler and a Hassock?  A  The two words are interchangeable.

Q  Is Guy Barton marvellous?  A  Yes.